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jaMal
05-09-2009, 05:24 PM
Salam O Alikum,
Jee to pyaray bhaayeo aur bhaayeo kee behno http://www.hallagulla.com/urdu/images/smilies/yahoo/15.gif yahan per aap ko jhoot bolna hai aur jis kaa jhoot sab say acha ho gaa usay ek anda aur tamatar milay gaa http://www.hallagulla.com/urdu/images/smilies/yahoo/69.gif to chalein phir pehla jhoot main bolta hoon http://www.hallagulla.com/urdu/images/smilies/yahoo/16.gif
Mujhay Maray huay 500 saal ho gaye hain http://www.hallagulla.com/urdu/images/smilies/yahoo/25.gif
SaHiR
05-11-2009, 01:16 PM
i m alive.......
jaMal
05-11-2009, 05:03 PM
Barack Obama ko kal main nay 4 Thapar lagaye :p
Barack Obama ko kal main nay 4 Thapar lagaye :p
phir apki aankh khul gae...
jaMal
05-13-2009, 04:21 PM
Jee Ankh he Khulni the.. Sukher karay real meray samney nahi aya .. nahi tu 4 Jotay laganey thay main nay us ko...
@topic..
Nawaz Sherief aur Bachpan kay yaar hain :D
main to Anjelina ki sub se achi frnd hun
jaMal
05-13-2009, 04:43 PM
Anjelina meri pehli girl friend thi :D
Princess
05-14-2009, 08:01 PM
Mein Jamal Ki Buhut Achi FrnD Hoon :D
jaMal
05-14-2009, 10:21 PM
ajj main nay Dher Sara Khana khaya Sara din ....
Princess
05-17-2009, 12:38 AM
Sahir mera Chhota bhai hai :D
jaMal
05-17-2009, 12:25 PM
Sahir mera Chhota bhai hai :D
Aunty yeh Jhoot nahi hay :D :D ... insan kabhi kabhi tu sach bolta hay so ajj app nay bol he diya :D : D .. Allah Tera Sukher hay :lolx:
Radio Chal Gaya :(
Princess
05-17-2009, 02:49 PM
I Love ASIF ZARDARI :p
jaMal
05-17-2009, 03:48 PM
I love my girl friend.... LOL
Princess
05-17-2009, 11:24 PM
I Hate My BOy FrIENd ALoT........
jaMal
05-24-2009, 02:58 PM
i am sleeping.....
maine ap sub ko bohot miss kia......................
shibz
05-25-2009, 05:11 AM
kis kis kooooo
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SaHiR
05-25-2009, 02:17 PM
errrrrrrrrrrrr
Princess
05-25-2009, 09:37 PM
I M Fiancee Of U :p
jaMal
05-26-2009, 02:52 PM
mujhey pata nahi tha kay meray sath aisa hoga.... LOL
Princess
05-31-2009, 11:10 PM
hahahaha I M Going TO B ur Wife :D
Shani2018
06-01-2009, 03:53 PM
Kal raat princess mujay dinner pe le ke gai... :)
Princess
06-01-2009, 03:56 PM
Kaal Shani jee ne mujhe Thappar lagaya :p
Shani2018
06-01-2009, 03:58 PM
abi abi main ne princess ko dekha :)
Princess
06-01-2009, 04:02 PM
U R OFFline
Shani2018
06-01-2009, 04:05 PM
You are so sweeeeeet :)
Princess
06-06-2009, 03:24 PM
U R Toooooooooooooo GuD :p
jaMal
06-06-2009, 07:22 PM
hahahaha I M Going TO B ur Wife :D
Jhoot main bhe aisa kabhi mat kehna... Meray itnay Buray Din nahi aye... Allah Maaf karay! Astaghfirullah....
@topic...
Buhat he Aqalmand ho tum tu waisey ... :p
Shani2018
06-07-2009, 11:33 PM
Main jhoot nahi bolta... :)
Princess
06-08-2009, 10:44 PM
Jhoot main bhe aisa kabhi mat kehna... Meray itnay Buray Din nahi aye... Allah Maaf karay! Astaghfirullah....
@topic...
Buhat he Aqalmand ho tum tu waisey ... :p
JhOot OnLine tha ISliE Kaha Abba Jee ki UmAr k Ho Aap Bachhi hoon APke Saamne Janab So Agar yahan B AlloW nahi JhOOT BOlna To SoRry Jee ZAra Sochh samajh k Mazak kaRoonGi Ab...
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I M toooooo BRAVE
jaMal
06-11-2009, 12:46 PM
Mazak Mazak hota hay bibi! agher you nay meri bat ko serious lay liye tu main kya kar Sakta hoon :)
@topic...
Ajj main nay Princess key petay ke :D
Shani2018
06-11-2009, 10:42 PM
2morrow... 3 more female members will join :)
jaMal
07-08-2009, 03:40 PM
I'm Lost in the world of love :/
Princess
09-26-2009, 01:32 AM
I m InTElliGEnt...........
sarah
09-26-2009, 04:19 PM
yeah i admit
u r very intelligent.......
jaMal
09-26-2009, 06:11 PM
I'm lost in the middle of my room :p
Princess
09-27-2009, 12:53 AM
Next month meri shadi hai Woh b Salman khan se :D
jaMal
09-27-2009, 03:16 PM
main nay ajj abhi tak koiy cigrate nahi piya :p
sarah
09-28-2009, 05:12 PM
jamal tum kitne ache ho....:p:p
Princess
09-28-2009, 07:18 PM
Sarah aap b kitni sweet ho :D
sarah
09-29-2009, 06:08 PM
thank you.........
or aap bhi.........bht hi sweet ho...
pinky
09-30-2009, 07:35 PM
yahan per to sab hi bohat sweet hain.....................
Princess
10-01-2009, 01:45 AM
But aap hum sub se ziada sweet ho :p
jaMal
10-01-2009, 02:47 PM
meri 2 biwian hain
1. Mahwish :D
2. Sarah :D
Princess
10-01-2009, 04:55 PM
AStaghFirullAh.................
MEra Sagga bhai hai jamal.....
sarah
10-01-2009, 06:01 PM
mera bhi.............
Princess
10-01-2009, 09:13 PM
Me Kal England jarahi hoon ..........
pinky
10-02-2009, 01:13 PM
pakistan k presidant bohat achay ho gaye hain.ab wo kisi si amdad nahi lain gay.
sarah
10-03-2009, 11:52 AM
imdad dene wale bhi bht ache ho gye hain.. ab wo kisi ko imdaad de kr apne under nahi kren ge............
pinky
10-03-2009, 12:42 PM
pakistan k president nay 2 weeks k liay pakistan main rehnay ka irada kia hay.
Princess
10-05-2009, 01:43 AM
Jamal aur Sarah ki jald shadi hone wali hai :D
pinky
10-05-2009, 09:33 AM
aj main USA ja rahi hon..............
sarah
10-06-2009, 05:47 PM
Jamal aur Sarah ki jald shadi hone wali hai :D
jhoot???????????? to nai hai yaar........
SaHiR
10-07-2009, 12:00 PM
mujhe nahi bolna ata
pinky
10-07-2009, 01:26 PM
aj main pak mates k member ko treat day rahi hon....
SaHiR
10-08-2009, 03:31 PM
i m leaving pakmates (hehehe kitne khush honge log yeh read kr k) :D
Princess
10-08-2009, 07:02 PM
jhoot???????????? to nai hai yaar........
REally??
Tabhi jamal gayab hai aaj kal No Posts, No sms, no call shadi ki tayyari me ziada bzy hai :D :D
@Me Kal Jamal Aur sarah ki shadi me Saudia ja rahi hoon...
sarah
10-09-2009, 11:37 PM
shadi suadia mai to nai ho gi...............yahan ho gi
Princess
10-10-2009, 01:34 AM
yahan kahan ??
Me to karachi me hoon :p
SArah Aur jamal ki shadi karaachi me hogi woh PC hotel me ;)
pinky
10-10-2009, 10:19 AM
Sarah aor Jamal ki shadi to white house main ho rahi hay Krachi to nahi.......
Princess
10-10-2009, 01:56 PM
Hehe :p
Pinky ko me buhut achhe se janti hoon :p
MySteRy
10-10-2009, 02:32 PM
I know nuthing :p
pinky
10-10-2009, 04:23 PM
main yahan sab members ko bohat achi tarah say janti hon...
Arman
10-10-2009, 05:04 PM
me kisi ko nahi janta :p
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Princess
10-11-2009, 02:44 AM
but me aap ko janti hoon.........
pinky
10-11-2009, 01:41 PM
main is waqt pizza kha rahi hon....
sarah
10-11-2009, 03:27 PM
pinky ko pizza mai ne khilaya hai.............
Princess
10-11-2009, 03:53 PM
bana k to mene diya tha na :p
sarah
10-11-2009, 03:54 PM
princess itna maze ka pizza bnati hain na..............
Princess
10-11-2009, 04:02 PM
ItZ True ;)
mene pizza bana k SARAH or Pinky ko khilaya...
pinky
10-13-2009, 01:19 PM
pizza k ingridients to main nay hi lay ker princess ko diay thay na...
sarah
10-13-2009, 05:52 PM
pizza to bht hi maze ka tha na................
SaHiR
10-14-2009, 06:36 PM
mujhe neend aa rahi hai boht
pinky
10-15-2009, 09:56 AM
main kal USA gai thi......
sarah
10-15-2009, 02:20 PM
mujhe to yahan akele posting krte hoye bht hi maza aa rha hai............
SaHiR
10-15-2009, 03:07 PM
kuch ajeeb ajeeb sa nahi feel ho raha
jaMal
10-17-2009, 02:15 PM
main ajj completely fit hoon... :s
SaHiR
10-17-2009, 08:19 PM
time badal gaya but logon ne bemmaar hona nahi chora :lol: :lol:
jaMal
10-18-2009, 04:29 PM
time badal gaya magher logo key paisey mangnay key addat nahi gaye :lol:
SaHiR
10-19-2009, 09:23 PM
hahahaha
Time badal gaya but logon ne lambi lambi chorni nahi chorien :lol:
jaMal
10-20-2009, 01:24 AM
Time badal Gaya magher logo nay bhai bandi kay naam par mangna na chora :D
pinky
10-20-2009, 09:35 AM
aj say sab logon nay larna chor dia hay.....
sarah
10-20-2009, 02:41 PM
yahan kitna skoon hai na..............
jaMal
10-20-2009, 03:55 PM
meray sath kitnay log hain na....
sarah
10-20-2009, 04:01 PM
tum kitne ache ho na............
jaMal
10-20-2009, 06:50 PM
bilkul tumhari tarhan :ehehe:
sarah
10-21-2009, 06:32 PM
tum makhan to bilkul nahi lgate na.........:p
jaMal
10-22-2009, 01:27 AM
nahi tu main makhan nahi lagata main butter lagata hoon :p :p
sarah
10-22-2009, 05:53 PM
meri tbiat bilkul theek hai aaj to....
jaMal
10-22-2009, 11:31 PM
main ajj buhat Udas hoon....
sarah
10-25-2009, 06:34 PM
mai to tum se bilkul bhi naraz nahi hon..........
jaMal
10-25-2009, 07:09 PM
tum mujh say naraz nahi ho abb....
sarah
10-25-2009, 10:33 PM
mai tum se abhi bhi bht naraz hon:p
jaMal
10-25-2009, 10:55 PM
abb main tum say naraz hoon :D
sarah
10-26-2009, 03:30 PM
mai ne to tmhe mana liya tha na......:D:D:D:D
jaMal
10-27-2009, 01:38 AM
buhat acha tareeqa hay na I LOVE YOU keh kar mananay ka :lol:
sarah
10-27-2009, 03:22 PM
tum to itni jaldi maan jate ho na..............
jaMal
10-27-2009, 05:20 PM
mujhey sab samjh aa raha hay kay kya ho raha hay magher phir na janay kyoun samjh nahi aa rahi...
Princess
11-22-2009, 09:12 PM
Jamal buhuuuuuuut Sweet Bachha hai :p
jaMal
12-01-2009, 03:18 PM
yeh sweet tu challo manany wali baat hay magher BACHA :D :D :D Duniya walo nay tumhian pakar kar marna hay :p :p :p Jhoot kam bolo :ehehe:
Princess aur meri Shadi ko 10 years ho gaye hain :D
Princess
03-11-2010, 12:06 PM
AstaghfAr..!
MEri Engagement nahi hui hai abTAK....
SeeRat
03-12-2010, 12:01 AM
Hmmm i am missing someone :D
Princess
03-12-2010, 09:46 PM
Hmm M Missing No1
SeeRat
03-13-2010, 12:26 PM
Ummm i am sleeping nOw...
jaMal
03-15-2010, 01:10 PM
i am talking to you....
Princess
03-15-2010, 04:52 PM
Bebo Me Bebo Dil mera Lelo
Dil dene AAyi lelo g Lelo ;)
Song hai yEh :p
SeeRat
03-16-2010, 01:08 AM
Mje nahi pta tha k ye song hay :P
jaMal
03-16-2010, 01:47 PM
meri app say shadi ho rahi hay :D
Princess
03-17-2010, 12:28 AM
Aap ki april k end me shadi nahi horahi hai..Q
SeeRat
03-17-2010, 01:30 AM
Am nt feeling bored
jaMal
03-17-2010, 06:35 PM
Aap ki april k end me shadi nahi horahi hai..Q
app ko meray gher he ana hay :D
SeeRat
03-18-2010, 01:47 AM
Am nt getting bored
jaMal
03-18-2010, 02:18 PM
i am feeling so bad today :/
SeeRat
03-19-2010, 01:33 AM
am nt listening song ;)
Princess
03-19-2010, 01:50 PM
M HAppY.................
SeeRat
03-19-2010, 06:57 PM
m nt surprised :-O
Princess
03-26-2010, 04:18 PM
M NoT TiReD...........!
jaMal
04-21-2010, 01:56 PM
I am not happy today...
Princess
04-21-2010, 03:57 PM
M Happy 2day...
jaMal
04-22-2010, 01:14 PM
I'm tired today...
Princess
04-22-2010, 05:04 PM
m the administrator of this website
jaMal
04-24-2010, 12:13 PM
LOL!
I am very very and very busy :s
Princess
04-26-2010, 01:37 PM
m Free...
jaMal
04-26-2010, 02:35 PM
Busy in work :d
Princess
04-27-2010, 12:59 AM
m princess
jaMal
04-28-2010, 04:13 PM
Free today....
Princess
04-30-2010, 12:18 PM
Tension Freee..
jaMal
05-04-2010, 04:49 PM
sad today...
Princess
05-06-2010, 12:56 PM
happy Today........
InamAli
06-02-2010, 08:39 PM
I am neither dead nor alive! hahaha just kidding!
Well jhoot ye hai k Mai Jhoot Nahi Bolta!
saiqa rana
10-09-2010, 11:42 PM
yhan light bilkul nh jati
shibz
10-10-2010, 01:49 AM
humari hakumat shareef ho giee hy ....
zardari ny reswat lana juram karar da dia hy.
maria
10-20-2011, 03:54 PM
jamal ke murage ne do ande diye usme se ek kabootar aur kawe ka bachcha nikla
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