What is marketing?

[shibz]

What is marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."
That's Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback
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[SeeRat]

:haha:

[shibz]

itna hansna kis baat ka ....
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[SeeRat]

customer feed back :-D

good definitionss... appreciated ;)

[jaMal]

LOL@CUSTOMER FEEDBACK! Well shibz don't mind :p tell me how money do you have? *customers feedback* :p :p :p :p :p

[ume umaima]

achay tareeqy se bata diya k marketing, advertising, etc kiya hoti hai. aaj tak aisa customer feedback kum logoon ko hee mila hoga.

[jaMal]

Rolling on Floor Laughing! obviously aisa feedback larko he milta hay kabhi suna hay kay kisey larki ko bhe aisa feedback mila ho?

[ume umaima]

tou larke aasa kaam hi kyun krtay hain jo assa feedback milay.
( jessi kerni waisi bherni) suna tou hoga na?

[jaMal]

nahi agher larka sharief ho *meray jaisa* tu feedback larkion ko bhe miL jati hay :p

[ume umaima]

haan ye tou hai!!!!!!
wasay mujhe aik baat samajh nahin aati agar larka batamezi karay tou uss ko slap khanay ko mill jata hai.
per agar larki karay tou uss ka chance kum hota hai woh kyun???????

[jaMal]

kyOun kay aurat par hath uthna koiy bahadhuri nahi hoti.. aur agher koiy aurat par hath uthata hay tu us ko log buzdiL kehtay hain aur buray aur sakhat ilfazon say mukhatib kartay hain...

[ume umaima]

kiya murd pe haath uthaana bahaaduri hoti hai?

[jaMal]

well i don't know kay bahadhuri hoti hay ya nahi... agher koiy larka cher raha hay kisey larki ko tu us ko milna chaiye na jo woh *deserve* karta hay :)