Sardar Ji

[miya]

:oie:Doctor: Sardar ji aap k gurday fail ho gaye hain..
Sardar: hah hahaha What a joke " mere gurday kabhi school gaye hi nahi.."

[jaMal]

lol..... Sardar g key kya he baat hay Lajawab kar diya unho nay tu meko :$


some from my collection of sardar :P

Race to the Sun:

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."

"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."

And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."


Sardarji & Sand:

A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?'

'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.

Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'

Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.

Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.

'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'

The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'

Sardar was wearing mosquito net (http://sms4smile.com/sardar-sms/sardar.html)

In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
?
?
?
Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi :D :D

Sardar shopping early (http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/sardar-shopping-early.html)

Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p



Chemical symbols & sardar (http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/chemical-symbols-sardar.html)

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA
Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary (http://sms4smile.com/funny-sms/no-word-like-impossible-in-my-dictionary.html)

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D


Santa & Mathematical conversion (http://sms4smile.com/misc-sms-jokes/santa-mathematical-conversion.html)

Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!