Tumhari Khatir..........

[miya]

Asssalaamalaykum,
kaise hai aap sub , ache he honge

Here's A New Game " Tumhaari Khaatir Main "


All U Have To Do Is Just Say What U Can Do For The Above Person........


So Whose Gonna Start First ?????????? .

chale me he start kerte hoo ...

Tumhari khatir main chand taare tod lao :dancing:

Tumhari khatir main lolipop le aao ....

[jaMal]

Waalikum Salam Rehmatullah!

well about Starting ... aur hO bhe koun Sakta hay Start kernay wala meray ilawa?:P iss Duniya ka Sab say busy Banda main he tu hoon :p

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Tumhari Khatir main Fruit Market Ja kar Wahan Say 2 kg Apples gher la kar .. .un kO achi tarhan Dhoo kar .. Chamka kar bilkul Waisey he Jaisey new new Cricket ball hota hay... phir unko Fridge main Rekh kar Khoob Sara Thanda kar kay.... Kitchen main Say Juicer nikal kar un Sab ka Juice bana kar Eik Jug main Dal kar aur .. us main baraf dal kar Achay Say thanda kar kay.... Phir Akellay Akellay beth kar Pee Sakta hoon :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:

[miya]

Waalikum Salam Rehmatullah!



Tumhari Khatir main Fruit Market Ja kar Wahan Say 2 kg Apples gher la kar .. .un kO achi tarhan Dhoo kar .. Chamka kar bilkul Waisey he Jaisey new new Cricket ball hota hay... phir unko Fridge main Rekh kar Khoob Sara Thanda kar kay.... Kitchen main Say Juicer nikal kar un Sab ka Juice bana kar Eik Jug main Dal kar aur .. us main baraf dal kar Achay Say thanda kar kay.... Phir Akellay Akellay beth kar Pee Sakta hoon :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:

chchchchch
koi baat nai waise b i don't like apple juice:lala:

[jaMal]

heheh... Waisey app nay topic par kuch kaha nahi :P " Tumhari Khatri.. " Humian bhe tu pata Chalay kay app humari khatir kya kar Sakti hain :P :P

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Tumhari Khatir main Dopher kay Nashtay main 2 Jug Bhar kar Mango Milk Shake pee ksata hoon :D :walk:

[Princess]

Tumhari Khatir Mein K 1000 post complete karoonGi :p

[jaMal]

Tumhari Khatir main Tumhari 1000 post jO tum Complete kero ge un kO Delete ker Sakta hoon:P

[Princess]

Huuhhh Kar Hi na Doooo Mr.Jamal If u DeleTe My PoSt
TumhAri Khatir Tumhein Delete karDonGi..

[jaMal]

Tumhari Khatir main 2 Cup tea pe sakta hoon :s

[Princess]

TuMhARi KhAtir Mein Koun Kuchh Karoon?? :p

[jaMal]

Tumhari Khatir main kuch nahi kar sakta ... :p

[Princess]

TuMhari Khatir Mein Kuchh KaroonGi To Mere Woh Mujhe Nahi ChhoREinGE :D

[jaMal]

Tumhari Khatir main 2 apples Kat kar Sukon say beth kar kha Sakta hoon....

[Princess]

TumHari KhaTir Mein Apne Kisi Achhe Dost ko nahi Chhor SAkti :p

[jaMal]

tu mat choro main kOun sa mara ja raha hoon?:p

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Tumhari Khatir main logo key khusfeham honey key ghalat fehmi dor ker sakta hoon :p

[Princess]

Tumhari KhatiR????????
Tum Ksi Qabil hi nahi K tumhare KhatiR Kuchh Kiya Jayeeee :p

[jaMal]

tu mat karo main nay koun sa kaha hay kay meray liye kuch karo.. yaar had hoti hay khushfehmi bhe... LOL

Tumhari khatir main Raat ko So kar subah uth Sakta hoon :p

[Princess]

Ohh REally Itna Bara Kaam KARoige MEre Loiyee Aisa Karo K Raat ko So aur Subah Na uttho yeh Kuchh DifferenT Hai :p

TumHari Khatir Mein Ek GlAss Pani b Extra nahi pee sakti :p

[jaMal]

Aray janab! Jab aisa time aye ga tu aisa bhe ho jaye ga... So kar na uthna tu sab ko hay ajj main tu kal app :p

@topic..

Tumhari Khatir main Bahir ja kar Ice Cream kha kar Aa Sakta hoon :p

[Princess]

TumHari KhaTir Mein Kuchh nahi karsakti na KArna Chahti hoon :p

[jaMal]

Tumhari Khatir main kuch nahi kerna Chahta... itna bhe vela nahi hoon main kay har Aeri Geri natho Gheri kay liye karta phiron :p :p :p

[Princess]

ATumhare khatir mein yeh forum nahi chhor sakti :p

[jaMal]

tu kiss nay kaha hay Choro? LOL

Tumhari Khatir main abhi kisey say phone par baat ker Sakta hoon :p aur usko Khota kah Sakta hoon :D

[Princess]

TumHAri KhatiR Mein Mein Apna sigi Change KarSAkti hoon :p

[jaMal]

Tumhari Khatir main uth kar Room say bahir ja Sakta hoon aur Wapis aa Sakta hoon :p

[Princess]

Itna Bada kaam Na karo :p


Tuymhari KhatiR Mein Ek Song sun Sakti hoon...

[jaMal]

Baray kam kernay key addat hay mujhey :D iss liye... :p

tumhari Khatir main baby looney toons kay 4 torrents download ker sakta hoon :p

[Princess]

HanW woh to mein jaanti hoon aap kitne bade bade kaa karte hain aur kar chuke hain :)


TumHari KhAtir Mein 2 Glass juice k pee sakti hoon

[jaMal]

Tumhari Khatir main 1 glass Lassi ka aur pe sakta hoon :p

[miya]

tumhari khatir main kuch nai kr sakti..................

[shibz]

tumhari khatir........ sochta hoon abhi .!!!!
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[Princess]

TumhAri khAtiR MeiN Yahan ki Admin banne k Liye Tayyar hoon :p

[jaMal]

dekho dekho khushfehmi zara :p

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Tumhari Khatir main 2 Jug bhar kay Lassi kay pee Sakta hoon wo bhe 2 days main :D

[Princess]

TumhAri KhAtiR Mein lAssi k Jug tumhare Moun PEr Maar sakti hoon :D

[jaMal]

tumhari Khatir main iss Waqat tumharey moon par Garam Garam tea phenk Sakta hoon jo iss waqat pe raha hon! :/

[Princess]

TumhaRi khAtir mein ne kuchh din tak yahan per poSt karni chhor di Thi :p

[jaMal]

Meri khatir? LOL ... oh! Janab itna bara Ihsan meray sir par... Laholawalaqowat!!!! Challo Iss he khushi main...

Yeh jO Juice ka Glass hay na meray hath main woh main Tumhari khatir Tum par Phenk Deta hoon :D :D

[Shani2018]

w.salam...
"tumhari khatir main is post ka reply kar raha hon ... :)

[Princess]

TumhARi khAtir mein Jamal Se Dostikarsakti hoon :p

[jaMal]

Tumhari Khatir main ajj phir Shani bhai say baat keron ga... :p Shani bro wait for my call :)

[administrator]

tumhari khatir main pathan say pakoray aur tea mangwa kar khao ga :D

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir main eik kam kar sakta hoon :p

[sarah]

tmhari khatir mai yahan kbi kbi aa skti hon

[jaMal]

aacha g :)

Tumhari khatir main abhi dubara So sakta hoon :p

[sarah]

tmhari khatir mai aasmaan pe jitne bhi sitare hain na.......un ko dekh dekh k khush ho skti hon

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir main Aftar par 1 jug milk shake pe sakta hoon :p

[sarah]

tumhari khatir mai abi thori der ruk skti hon.......

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir main aftari tak posting kar sakta hoon....

[sarah]

tumhari khatir mai ab kuch nahi kr skti..........

[jaMal]

woh kyoun g :(

tumhari khatir main abb sonay ja sakta hoon...

[sarah]

tmhari khatir aaj mai phir aa gyi hon.............

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir main neend ko chor kar online aya :s

[sarah]

tmhari khatir mai apni frnd se bat nahi kr rhi..........

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir main soya nahi.. :p

[sarah]

tmhari khatir agr tum so gye to mai tum pe thande thaar pani k 2 jug daal skti hon:p

[jaMal]

bari meharbani ggggggggggggg......

tumhari khatir agher tum mujh par pani phenko key na thanda thana tu woh main khud par girwa loon ga :p

[sarah]

tmhari khatir ma paani garam bhi kr skti hon.......:D:D:D

[Princess]

Tumhari khatir me apni post 1000 karakti hoon :D

[sarah]

tmhari khatir aaj mai 2 dafa online hoi hon.........

[Princess]

Ohh ThankOoo Jee

@tumhari khatiR me aaj baar baar Online Asakti Hoon........

[sarah]

tmhari khatir abi to mai tmhara wait kr rhi hon..........

[jaMal]

tmhari khatir ma paani garam bhi kr skti hon.......:D:D:D

NAHI G BARI MEHARBANI... MUJHEY KHUD PAR ITNA BARA IHSAN NAHI CHAIYE :D bari Mehbarni..

Tumhari khatir main aa kar Soya nahi :s

[sarah]

dekho.. tum mere dost ho.. is mai mehbani kesi????

itna to mai kr skti hon tmhare liye...is ko ehsan na smjo...

tmhari khatir mai roz online ho ho k jati rahi hon...

[jaMal]

aray dosti apni jaga mager garam garam ubalta howa pani apni jaga :D nahi g nahi mujhey nahi chaiye yeh meharbani :D :D :D abhi tu meri Shadi bhe nahi hoye :$ :ehehe:

Tumhari khatir main atay he computer par beth gaya na sukoon kiya na aram kiya .....

[sarah]

mai ne kab kaha k gram ubalta hoa pani don gi....???
tmhe cough thi na to thora sa gram pani us k sath medicine le lena stupid...
ye sab bhi tmhari shadi k liye hi tha...

or computer se zra neeche utar jao ye na ho k next time hm jamal se bat hi na kr sken....

tmhari khatir abhi mai ne kuch bhi nai khaya.......

[jaMal]

aray yaar medicine kya loon? mausam change ho raha hay iss liye yeh hal tu rahay ga thora time uss kay bad khud set ho jaye ga... aur computer par bethnay say yeh murad nahi tha kay main computer kay upper betha howa hoon betha tu seat par hoon magher atay he computer on kiya tha :p sirf aur sirf.......

Aray janab kuch kha lo aisey bhokay pait betho gey tu bemar par jao ge :s aur agher bemar par gaye tu phir absent raho ge jo main nahi chahta :)

Tumhari khatir main nay bhe abhi tak nashta nahi kiya hay :)

[sarah]

tmhari khatir mai tmhare sath nashta kr skti hon..........

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir main tumharey liye nashta bana sakta hoon...

[sarah]

oh really............. zra jaldi bnana phir.....

tmhari khatir mai tmhara bnaya hoa nashta kha skti hon...........

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir main dekho nashta bhe nahi kar paya aur kam khatam kar kay aa bhe gaya :p

[Princess]

Tumhari khatir i've started posting hEre AgaIn....!

[sarah]

tmhari khatir mai thori der wait kr skti hon............

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir main nay zid ko chor diya aur nashta kiya :p :p :p

[sarah]

bari mehbani janab...

tmhari khatir mai 15 mint more thehr skti hon...

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir main nay abhi abhi 2 cup tea pe :p

[sarah]

wah wah.... meri khatir kia kia kr skte ho tum?????

tmhri khatir mai college se aate hi online hoi or tum nai aaye..........

[Princess]

Tumhari khatiR Me Apna New Brislet pehen sakti hoon ;)

[sarah]

tmhari khatir mai hmare sir k aane tak so skti hon................

[Princess]

Tumhari khatir mein Mein ek cuptea aur pi leti hoon ;)

[sarah]

sab meri khatir hi tea q peete hain????

ye mujhe samjh nai aati.......

tmhari khatir mai ab bas jane wali hon.....

[Princess]

ok ok ainda nahi piongi..

Tumhari khatir me Yahan posting reply karahi hoon..

[sarah]

pee lena yaar its ok hota hai sab kuch............

tmhari khatir aaj mai ne khana kha hi liya hai..........

[Princess]

thnkooooo

tumhari khatir me Sone jarahi hoon bus ;)

[sarah]

tumhari khatir aaj to mai kuch nai kr skti...............

[Princess]

TumhARi KhAtiR....












Sirf Tumhari KhaTir...




















Haan haan SiRf Tumhari KhAtiR SArah....


























Me Ab Sone Jarahi HooON :D

[sarah]

meri khatir............hmmmm...aap ko mera kitna khyal hai na k aap so jain gi to kitna skoon ho jaye ga na hr trf.............thankew........

tmhari khatir aaj mai dr k pas chli hi jaon gi...............

[Princess]

Tumhari Khatir me yahan aayi aur tum posting hi nahi karahi
pata nahi ajeeb logo k 7 posting karni par rahi hai mujhe :(

[sarah]

to na kro na yaar............

tmhari khatir aaj mai khana ache se kha loun gi..................

[Princess]

REally??
Tumhari khatir me aaj online ayi hoon..

[MySteRy]

Tumhari khatir hmmmmmmm hmmm kuch yaad nahi araha yar.. Tumhari khatir :D

[sarah]

tmhari khatir mai monday ko tum se bat kr skti hon..........

[MySteRy]

monday ko hi kyun?:o
Tumhari khatir may tu abi tmse baat ker skti hoon :p

[sarah]

coz ab monday ko hi time mile ga.................

tmhari khatir mai aai or tum ofline ho....................

[Princess]

Tumhari khatir mera kuchh mood nahi hai karne ko :p

[Arman]

tumhari khatir to main kch bhi nahi ker sakta :D
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[sarah]

tmhari khatir abhi to kuch nahi kr skti

[Princess]

Tumhari khatir yahan posting kar to rahi hoon :p

[sarah]

tmhari khatir aaj maii ne tea nahi pee:(

[SaHiR]

tumhari khatir mein itni maghz maari ki

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir main kuch nahi kar sakta...

[sarah]

tm kaho to..............

[MySteRy]

/tumhar khatir kuch nahi kia kbhi :p (.... Na agay kbhi irada hay :D)

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir main buhat kuch nahi kar sakta :p

[sarah]

tmhari khatir aaj mai soi nahi...online hoi or tum ghayab..........:(

[jaMal]

main gayab nahi howa... tha woh asal main dohar key namaz rah gaye thi woh parh raha tha :s

Tumhari khatir main nay rest nahi kiya aur beth gaya net par aur tum ho kay naraz ho rahi ho :(

[sarah]

tmhari khatir mai bhi soi nahi wrna mai ne so jana tha..............

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir main nay abhi tak khana nahi khaya hay :S

[SaHiR]

bejamalo raani kaho to abhi jaan le loon :lol:

[jaMal]

Chalna sekha hay abhi tum nay aur batian kartay ho jaan lenay key.. lolz

tumhari khatir main buhat kuch kar sakta tha magher kisey nay mana kar diya...

[sarah]

to meri khatir to kro na.........lunch bnao

tmhari khatir mai....................tm se lunch bnwa skti hon...

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir main tumharey liye lunch bana sakta hoon aur phir akelay tumharey samney beth kar kha bhe sakta hoon :haha: :hoho:

[SaHiR]

jab choosni and feeder chor dena tab baat krna :lol:

tumhari khatir me b boht kuch kr sakta hoon but na sirf kisi ne roka hai but also me itna cheap b nahi hoon

[jaMal]

LOL..... someone told me yesterday how *cheap* you are.. :D

anyways, to the topic.. Tumhari khatir main itna kar sakta hoon kay main 1 cup tea pee sakta hoon :p

[sarah]

tmhari khatir mai kia kr skti hon.............mujhe btao....so jaon??:p

[jaMal]

haan yeh sahi hay... :p chalo thori dair sir tu nahi kaho ge na :D :D :D

tumhari khatir main kuch nahi kar sakta ... kyoun kay tum nay kuch karnay kay liye chora he nahi...

[sarah]

tmhari khatir mai tmhara sir kha leti hon..........thori der:p

[jaMal]

bari meharbani app key :D aisa zulam mat karna agher kuch kerna he hay tu 1 cup tea bana kar dey do thakawat say sir dard ho raha hay :s

[sarah]

hr time sr mai dard rehta hai aap k......

tmhari khatir mai tmhe tea bna hi deti hon........kia yaad kro ge

[jaMal]

sir dard bhok key wajah say hota hay mera.. kyoun kay khata kuch hoon nahi sirf tea and cigrates par sara din guzar deta hoon aur phir night main 12 ya phir 1 bajey game khailnay say pehllay khata hoon :S

Tumhari khatir main aya aur tum nahi ho majood :/

[sarah]

Q???

GOd.......ye kia bat hoi???? khana mahi milta saudia mai??????

tmhari khatir mai tmhari brhe zor se pitaai krne wali hon.............ye jo tmhare kaam hain is wja se....

[jaMal]

milta hay.. infact daily iss baat he par dant parti hay magher dil nahi karta khanay ko... iss liye raat main khata hoon ya phir Sham 7 bajay...

Tumhari khatir main tum say apni pitaye karwa loon ga :p

[sarah]

koi bhi light sa lunch to zroor lena chahiye na..........

Q k khao ge nahi to brhe kese ho ge :hungry:

tmhari khatir mai yahan aai hon aaj...........

[jaMal]

halka sa khata tu hoon.. Jab bahir jata hoon tu dates ka packet lay kar woh khata rehta hoon :p

Tumhari khatir main nay ajj buhat koshish key kam say jaldi farigh honay key magher nahi ho saka....

[sarah]

tumhari khatir mai kuch bhi krne k mood mai nahi hon.......:p

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir main tum say 1 plate fried rice key banwao ga aur tumhian khila do ga...

[sarah]

oye hoye.....brhi meharbani........

tmhari khatir mai roz idhar aa jati hon.....

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir main atay he net par aa gaya aram nahi kiya safar say aa kar... :s

[sarah]

tmhari khatir mai bas shyd kal hi aa skon ab.............

[jaMal]

challo koiy bat nahi :)

tumhari khatir main ajj kuch nahi kar sakta...

[Princess]

Tumhari khAtiR Me Yahan aGain agayi...............

[jaMal]

Tumhari Khatir main abhi atay he online ho gaya...

[Princess]

tumhari khatir i cant do anything Sorry :p

[jaMal]

paka? 1 bar nahi 1 billion bar soch lo bad main na kehna kay main nay sochnay ka moqa nahi diya :p

tumhari khatir main tumhian he thapar laga sakta hoon :p

[Princess]

THANKSSSSS

tumhari khatir me ek cup tea pi sakti hoon....!

[jaMal]

akellay akellay peo gey tu pait main dard ho ga :D iss liye 1 meray liye bhe banana :D

tumhari khatir main nay ajj sara kam chora aur posting key :p

[Princess]

thank u soo muchh

Tumhari khatir me ek glass paani aur pi sakti hoon....!

[jaMal]

tumhari khatir aj main wapis aya..!