ღ Agar Mein Baadshah Hota/Hoti ღ

[SaHiR]

Salam guys

here is a new topic where you just hav to tell "Ager aap badhshah hotay to kia kertay?"

i will start it

"Ager main badshah hota to meri ek Queen hoti " :D

[jaMal]

Agher main Badshah hota tu jiss Say Pakmates ka Old back restore nahi howa uska Sir Qalam kar deta :D :D :D

Sorry Shahbaz bhai :D :D

[SaHiR]

Ager main badhshah hota to is skin ko dhoondne wale ko zindaan main daal deta ;)

[jaMal]

agher main badshah hota tu meri Malka Elissa hoti ... :x :lol:

[miya]

Bhae main to badshah ho hi na sakti...............

[jaMal]

koiy baat nahi app Badshah nahi ban Sakti tu Phir Elissa ban Jao :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: don't mind...:D

@topic...

Ager main badshah hota tu custom user title enable na kernay walay ko Jila Watan kar deta :/

[miya]

agar main malika hoti to........................
to




pata nai kia krti

[jaMal]

Agher main badshah hota tu apney liye specially for tea .. 1000 Kanzey rekhta jo sara din mujhey sirf tea bana bana kar deti.... :p

[Princess]

Mein To Hoon hi PrinCess :D

[jaMal]

Agher main Badshah hota tu Pakmates meri Saltanat hote :x

[Princess]

Agar mein PriNcess Hoti TO Mein Pakistan k Haalat ko behtar banaTi ...

[jaMal]

Pakistan kay halat nahi Sahi hoNay...

Agher main Badshah hota tu Lahore BadShah's kO IPL Khailney key ijazat dey deta :(

[Princess]

HoUnGE Allah pe poora poora BharooSa Hai Don't Think Bad About PakiStan Ok Mr.Jamal????

Agar MEin PrinCEss Hoti TO Ek Prince se SHadi karti khaiR :p

[jaMal]

ap key pass Deamgh hay???? Agher hay tu comment kernay say pEhllay bat ko Samjh liya karo kay uss bat ka exactly matlab kya hay :/

Agher main Badshah hota tu Main Saltanat main Coffee aur tea kay rivers baha deta :p

[Princess]

Samaj Gayi Tabhi Kaha hai Mr.KDonT THiNk BAd About PakiStan HogA InSHaALLah Thik PakisTAN...



AgaR Mein PrInCess Hoti TO ShiBz Se PakMAtes KhaREdd Leti take Fuzool logo ko Delete KArti yahan Se :p

[jaMal]

Pakmates kharednay key khawaish pori nahi ho Sakt app key kabhi bh... Woh Khawab mat dekho Jin key kOiy Tabeer nahi ... LOL ... Pakmates Kharidnay kay liye app kO Eik "Kharoos" Admi Say contact kerna paray ga Shibz Say nahi :p

Main Agher badshah hota tu kisey ko maaf ker deta...

[miya]

agar main malika hoti to................................................
internship pe pabandi laga deti

[shibz]

agar main hota too ... NAMAZ ko farz ki tarahan adda karwata ....

molana BADSHAH
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[SaHiR]

ager main badshah hota to aap ko bhi pabandi se namaz parhwata :D:D

[Princess]

Agar Mein PrincEss hoti tu tumhe yahan kabhi post nahi karne Deti :p

[jaMal]

agher main Badshah hota tu PakMates key Malika Shibz hoti :D :D :D :D

[Princess]

AgaR mein pRinCess Hoti to Sub ko order deti k yahan AAo Yaar poSt kaRO :p

[Shani2018]

Agar main badsha hota... tu...sab se pehlay uae ke nayay currency note issue karwata ...apni pic walay :)

[Princess]

Agar mein prinCEss hoti To Poora World Tour karti :(

[Shani2018]

Aur main princess ka wold tour sponsor karta... :)

[Princess]

AgAR mein PrinCess hOti Tooo Apna Laptop Gold ka BanwATi :D

[Shani2018]

Ghareeb princess ji... Diamond ka kaho... :)

[nasir31971]

To mere pas bohot bara khazana hota

[Princess]

Agar Mein PriNces HoTi Toooo 100 SerVanTs RakhTi APne Ghar Mein :p

[jaMal]

agher main badshah hota tu Swat ko phir waisey he khush hal ker deta jaisey woh pehllay tha... :s

[Shani2018]

Agar main baadsha hota tu phir meri wife... Queen... hoti... :)

[Princess]

agar Mein PriNcess HoTi To Sub Ki Har KhWahiSh PooRi KArti

[jaMal]

Agher main Badsha hota tu princess ka gala daba deta :p

[Shani2018]

agar main baadsha hota tu jamal ko jail main dal deta...

[jaMal]

agher main U.A.E ka Badshah hota tu app ko samunder main Dobony ka order jari karta :p

[pinky]

ager main malika hoti to tamam khanay ki chizay sasti ker deti.phir ghareeb log bhi khana kha saktay.

[Princess]

Agar Mein Real Princess Hoti To Apni Tamam Khuahishat Poori kArti........

[administrator]

ager main badshah hota tu jimi khotay ko buhat marta :p

[Princess]

agar Mein princess hoti to Pata nahi kiya karti :(

[administrator]

agher main badshah hota tu main Aata aur Cheni free main logo main bant deta ....

[Princess]

Agar me princess hoti to is naik kaam me apki help karit..

[jaMal]

agher main Saudi Arab ka badshah hota tu Sab muslamno ko free Haj kay visa's dey deta...

[Princess]

Hmmm I Would help U....

[jaMal]

thanks :)

Agher main badshah hota tu sab markets 1 week kay liye close kar deta aur fat say bagh kar Lebanon chala jata :p

[sarah]

agar mai malika hoti to mai saaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii dunya ki sair krti..........

[Princess]

Agar mein real princess hoti to to to bus princess hoti yAar aur kiya :p

[jaMal]

agher main badshah hota tu .. log phir yeh kehtay * BADSHAH O BADSHAH!!! :p *

[Princess]

To jamal ki jaga khud admin banjati :p

[sarah]

agher main badshah hota tu .. log phir yeh kehtay * BADSHAH O BADSHAH!!! :p *


haan or log aap ka naam hi rakh dete badshah... or aap us mai hi khush ho jate....infact real badshah koi or hota....

agar mai malika hoti to mere pas ache ache mailka wale dress hote na....

[Princess]

Agar Me malika hoti to roz naya Hair sTyle banwati........

[sarah]

agar hum mailka hote to hum roz shikaar pe jate..............

[pinky]

shikaaar per janay ka shouq hay lakin pehlay shikaar kerna to sheekh lo.......

agar main malika hoti to shikaar per pabandi laga deti.......

[sarah]

excuse me.........agar mujhe shikaar krna nahi bhi aata ho ga phir bhi mai shikaar kr skti hon...bcoz its me...SARAH KHAN....can do anything..............if i really want 2 do dat........

agr mai malika hoti to roz shikaar pe jati...

[pinky]

theek hay jao aap shikaar per.din main 10 bar jao,lakin pehlay shikaar kerna to sikh lo.wahan ja ker kia karo gi....

agar main malika hoti to pakistan main khanay ki cheezain free ker deti..........

[Princess]

NiCE ConFidEnT SARAH I m ImpReSSeD :)

Well
@ AGar Me PRinCEss Hoti TO yahan apni marzi Se Logo ko posting karne ki permission DETI FUzooOL LOgo ko bilkul Allow nahi karti..

[sarah]

agar mai malika hoti to mai yahan nahi hoti.......................

[SaHiR]

if i were a king to pakistan k halaat badaal deta

[sarah]

would dat i were a queen..............

[SaHiR]

if i were a king to someone's murder was sure...

[Princess]

AgaR me Queen hoti tO Yahan pe Bad people ko kabhi allow nahi karti....

[MySteRy]

If i weRe QueeN thn people of Pakistan would hav all basic necessities of life... Load shedding khtam :D

[Princess]

It CAnt B PoSSible YAar MashaALLAH HamaRe President itne Achhe hain :D

[SaHiR]

To kuch fool ko sab se pehly farigh kerta :p

[jaMal]

agher main badshah hota tu kya hota...?

[SaHiR]

agr me badhshah hota to aaj jo hmari univ main huwa woh na hone deta

[MySteRy]

If i weRe QueeN thn people of Pakistan would hav all basic necessities of life... Load shedding khtam

[jaMal]

Agher main badshah hota tu zardari ko chittar marta....

[sarah]

agar mai malika hoti to mai bhi kuch aisa hi krti.................

ye site MR president to visit nahi krte na:D

[pinky]

President k pass inta time hi kahan hota hay site visit kernay ka..
agar main malika hoti to sab minister ko bahar k mulk janay per pabandi laga deti....

[jaMal]

agher main badshah hota tu princess and sarah key larwaye karwa deta....

[sahirxx]

agr me badshah hota to sab theek hota lolzz

[jaMal]

agher main badshah hota tu jo last time buss accident howa tha uss kay kasoor war ko phansi dey deta....

[sarah]

agher main badshah hota tu princess and sarah key larwaye karwa deta....

never..........impossible.....meri lrhai nahi ho skti kisi se.....

agar hoye bhi to mai quit kr don......meri kuch limits hain mai un mai ho rehti hon......or mai ne khud se promise bhi kiya hai........meri sahir se lrhai hoi thi.....mujhe us bat ka bht afsos hai..........


agar mai malika hoti to aap dono ka prob solve kr deti...........

[jaMal]

Aray yaar... hum log pehllay murgho key laraye kerwatay thay :p jab main chota hota tha tab main nay 1 murgha pala tha usska naam *Shekho* tha.. abb bara ho gaya hoon tu soch raha hoon kay *murghion* key laraye karwo :lol: waqat kay sath sath insan khud ko badalta bhe tu hay na :D :D :D

Agher main badshah hota tu apni cigrate aur tea key factory kholta :D

[sarah]

agar mai malika hoti to tmhari cigarette ki factory ko to band hi kra deti...........

[jaMal]

woh kyoun :(

agher main Badshah hota tu pori duniya main cigrate key factories open kerta :p abb bolo bacho koun koun sey factory band karo ge???:D

[sarah]

sari.........jahan jahan tumhari factory hoti...:p

agar mai malika hoti to tmhe qaid kr deti.............

[jaMal]

Challo g kar lo baat ..... main nay factories he under ground banwani hay takay app na aa sako :D

agher main badshah hota tu shoq say app key qaid main aa jata.....

[sarah]

jahan tum jao ge mai bhi wahan aa jaon gi.....:p

aghar mai malika hoti to tm kia hote??????????

[jaMal]

aray! main qabar main jaon ga tu wahan bhe ao ge kya???? :lol:

Abb kaho kuch :p :p :p :hoho:

Agher main Badshah hota tu Saudia Arabia main driving par ban laga deta...

[sarah]

wahan tmhe itni jaldi to jane nahi don gi.................

to tmhe zroor qaid kr deti......... sari dunya ko museebat dali hai tum ne...........

[jaMal]

waqat ka kya pata hota hay janab... khair chado iss baat ko..

agher main badshah hota tu itni khobsorat kuri key qaid main khud aa jata :p:D:p:D:p:D

[sarah]

aap aise mat kaho na................

to tmhe wo mehal k door pe jo 2 log kharhe rehte hain na...........darban???? shyd kehte hain...??

wo bna deti....:p

[jaMal]

agher main Badshah na hota aur Darban hota aur tum Malka hoti tu tumhian tumharey Darbar Say bagha kar lay jata :lol:

[sarah]

mai to jese bhaag hi jati na tmhare sath:p

agar mai malika hoti to tmhari is soch pe tmhe phir qaid kr deti...........

[jaMal]

tu janab app nay baghna kab tha app nay tu baghnay say inkar karna tha :D woh tu main nay app ko zabardasti Bagha kar lay kar jana tha :D

[sarah]

agar mai malika hoti to is kisam k darban ko job se nikal deti.........

[jaMal]

agher main badshah hota tu apnay say uper wali kay liye darban ban jata aur khud ko apnay he darbar say nikal deta :p

[sarah]

agar mai malika hoti to sab se pehle tmhare damaag ka ilaaj kraati..............kaafi zyada khrab ho gya hai...........:D:D:D:D:D

[jaMal]

agher main badsha hota tu jo abhi thori dair pehllay baat hoye uss ko na honay deta...

[sarah]

aghar mai malika hoti to tm zroor badshah hote...................

[jaMal]

agher main badsha hota tu pata nahi kya hota...

[Princess]

To me jamal ko pakistan ka president banati......... :p

[jaMal]

nahi jee nahi Meharbani karo mujh Ghareeb par reham khao main nay saray smokers say mar nahi khani :D


ager main badshah hota tu pata nahi kya hal hota duniya ka :D

[Princess]

I AM PRINCESS yAAr :p

[jaMal]

AGher main badshah hota tu buhat marta tumhian :(

[SeeRat]

Dont knOww

[jaMal]

agher main badshah hota tu .................. pata nahi :p

[Princess]

Agar me Queen hoti to o o o


to bus Queen hoti SIMPLE :D

[jaMal]

Agher main Badshah hota tu Saudi Arab bech deta :D

[SeeRat]

Pata naHii

[jaMal]

Pata naHii


agher main badshah hota tu pata karta kay kyoun nahi pata :dancing:

[SeeRat]

Ohhh.....

@ topic:
Nahii btana

[Princess]

TO ExpenS9ive DreSSeS PehenTi...!

[SeeRat]

tu... chadoo gi kai fayda :-P

[Princess]

i WoulD OrdERd Every1 to Perform NamaZ 5 TimEs

[jaMal]

aacha! Molana Mahwish Khan :D

Agher main badshah hota tu 18 hours sleeping time farz kar deta :D

[Princess]

ExcuSe Me ..!


I WOulD ExpeL BAD PEOPLE 4m This WorlD....

[jaMal]

excused! :d

*bad people* Directly mujhey kaho na :P~

Agher main Badshah hota na tu buss Mahi tumhari khair nahi thi phir :p

[Princess]

i wont do anything

[jaMal]

agher main badshah hota tu tumharey avatar main jo larki hay us ko bagha kar lay jata :p

[Princess]

agar me princess hoti to yahan pe saare old users dobara le aati

[jaMal]

agher main badshah hota tu 3 time key roti free main farz kar deta sab hotel walo par.

[Princess]

Agar me princess hoti to ............!

[jaMal]

agher main badshah hota tu us accident karnay walay saudi ko buhat marta :@

[Princess]

I WOuld not use this website...

[jaMal]

aacha!

@topic..
agher main badshah hota tu apna 1 khawab zaroor pora karta...

[Princess]

KonSA?? ;)

Agar me princess hoti to Aapko apna wazeer banati :D