shibz
10-23-2009, 01:25 PM
How the Company Views its Employees
(http://groups.fropki.com/)1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.
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2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
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3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal
SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.
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4. HE's not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies' room.
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5. HE's not in the office.
He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office.
She must be out shopping.
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6. HE's having lunch with the boss.
He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.
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7. The boss criticised HIM.
He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticized HER.
She'll be very upset.
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8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?
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9. HE's getting married.
He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married.
She'll get pregnant and leave.
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10. HE's having a baby.
He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby.
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
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11. HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?
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12. HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.
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(http://groups.fropki.com/)1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.
********
2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
********
3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal
SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.
********
4. HE's not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies' room.
********
5. HE's not in the office.
He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office.
She must be out shopping.
********
6. HE's having lunch with the boss.
He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.
********
7. The boss criticised HIM.
He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticized HER.
She'll be very upset.
********
8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?
********
9. HE's getting married.
He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married.
She'll get pregnant and leave.
********
10. HE's having a baby.
He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby.
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
********
11. HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?
******** (http://groups.fropki.com/)
12. HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.
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